Wednesday, February 10, 2010
If The Shoe Fits
I always try to qualify my ineptness and stupidity, but really I am an idiot.
My beloved bought me Photoshop Elements for my Mac, and I'm too dumb to know how to use it, heck I can't even get it started. The stupid go-green-lets-not-print-any-useful-manuals movement means I have to traipse all over video web tutorials which still haven't answered my questions.
In the days of sefdom, I would have been hired out as a maid, and been the poster child for why women shouldn't be allowed to attend school. And in Luther's school in Eisenach, I would've been the one continously with this on my head.
If I knew how to use photoshop elements I would have been able to draw an arrow and point to the donkey's head so you knew exactly what I was referring too. But I don't because I'm an idiot.